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They’re not just shoes — they’re a statement. A warning. A love letter written in thorns. Jet-black canvas bleeds with hand-drawn roses, wilted but beautiful, curling around skeletal hands like a slow dance with death. Along the sides, in cracked white ink, it reads: "Dead Inside" — not for shock, but for honesty.
These high tops weren’t made for running. They’re for standing still in the rain, staring into nothing, and looking cool while doing it. Scuffed soles. Laced with apathy. Haunted by poetry.
Wear them when you want the world to know: you’ve felt too much… and now you feel nothing at all.
• 100% polyester, canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front
• Soles and laces in matching colors
• Blank product sourced from China
Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Funeral Walks
$56.00
Pickup currently not available
These high tops weren’t made for running. They’re for standing still in the rain, staring into nothing, and looking cool while doing it. Scuffed soles. Laced with apathy. Haunted by poetry.
Wear them when you want the world to know: you’ve felt too much… and now you feel nothing at all.
• 100% polyester, canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front
• Soles and laces in matching colors
• Blank product sourced from China
Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| US MEN | UK | EUROPE | FOOT LENGTH (inches) | JAPAN | OUTSOLE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 5 | 5 | 4 | 37.5 | 9 ⅛ | 23 | 10 ¼ |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 38 | 9 ¼ | 23.5 | 10 ¼ |
| 6 | 6 | 5 | 38.5 | 9 ½ | 24 | 10 ⅝ |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 5.5 | 39 | 9 ⅝ | 24.5 | 10 ⅝ |
| 7 | 7 | 6 | 40 | 9 ¾ | 25 | 10 ¾ |
| 7.5 | 7.5 | 6.5 | 40.5 | 10.00 | 25.5 | 11 ⅛ |
| 8 | 8 | 7 | 41 | 10 ⅛ | 26 | 11 ⅛ |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 7.5 | 42 | 10 ¼ | 26.5 | 11 ⅜ |
| 9 | 9 | 8 | 42.5 | 10 ½ | 27 | 11 ⅝ |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 8.5 | 43 | 10 ⅝ | 27.5 | 11 ⅝ |
| 10 | 10 | 9 | 44 | 10 ¾ | 28 | 12.00 |
| 10.5 | 10.5 | 9.5 | 44.5 | 11.00 | 28.5 | 12 ⅛ |
| 11 | 11 | 10 | 45 | 11 ¼ | 29 | 12 ⅛ |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 10.5 | 46 | 11 ½ | 29.5 | 12 ½ |
| 12 | 12 | 11 | 46.5 | 11 ¾ | 30 | 12 ¾ |
| 12.5 | 12.5 | 11.5 | 47 | 11 ⅞ | 30.5 | 12 ¾ |
| 13 | 13 | 12 | 47.5 | 12 | 31 | 12 ¾ |
| US MEN | UK | EUROPE | FOOT LENGTH (cm) | JAPAN | OUTSOLE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 5 | 5 | 4 | 37.5 | 23.2 | 23 | 26.2 |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 38 | 23.5 | 23.5 | 26.2 |
| 6 | 6 | 5 | 38.5 | 24.1 | 24 | 27 |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 5.5 | 39 | 24.5 | 24.5 | 27 |
| 7 | 7 | 6 | 40 | 24.8 | 25 | 27.3 |
| 7.5 | 7.5 | 6.5 | 40.5 | 25.4 | 25.5 | 28.3 |
| 8 | 8 | 7 | 41 | 25.7 | 26 | 28.3 |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 7.5 | 42 | 26 | 26.5 | 29 |
| 9 | 9 | 8 | 42.5 | 26.7 | 27 | 29.5 |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 8.5 | 43 | 27 | 27.5 | 29.5 |
| 10 | 10 | 9 | 44 | 27.3 | 28 | 30.5 |
| 10.5 | 10.5 | 9.5 | 44.5 | 28 | 28.5 | 30.8 |
| 11 | 11 | 10 | 45 | 28.6 | 29 | 30.8 |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 10.5 | 46 | 29.2 | 29.5 | 31.8 |
| 12 | 12 | 11 | 46.5 | 29.9 | 30 | 32.4 |
| 12.5 | 12.5 | 11.5 | 47 | 30.2 | 30.5 | 32.4 |
| 13 | 13 | 12 | 47.5 | 30.6 | 31 | 32.4 |
